Satire- Why Carl’s Junior proves that we don’t live in a simulation: Travis’ justification

26 February 2019

Travis Boren

tboren@uccs.edu

    Carl’s Junior is definite proof that we do not live in a simulation. It’s the first national burger chain to completely dive into, and accept, vegan diets after seeing there was demand. If we lived in a simulation, the machinery that maintains the illusion around us would be adamantly opposed to any changes in the status quo. Carl’s Junior, by carrying Beyond Burgers, proves that change happens and is possible. Anyone who sees change as proof of a simulation is delusional. If anything, Carl’s Junior was established by a dim witted time traveler that does not understand how to implement their designs to have immediate impacts.

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