Feb. 8, 2016
10. Do you want fries with that?
9. Excuse me, you look a lot like my next date
8. Hit me up on Myspace
7. I would swipe right for you
6. I just wanna let you know the back of your head is RIDICULOUS
5. I bet you if I made a milkshake you would show up to my yard
4. Netflix and conspiracy theory documentaries?
3. Nice legs, what time do they open?
2. Knock knock, it’s me. I was wondering if after all these years you’d like to meet…
1. I bet you’re naked under your clothes