Top Ten College faux pas

Oct. 3, 2011

Aaron Collett
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10. Blowing your nose during the lecture
9. Laughing at the YouTube video you’re watching during the lecture
8. Bringing your mom to class
7. Bringing your bike into the classroom
6. Camping out in the ROAR office
5. Pranking the chancellor
4. Talking on the stairs and blocking traffic
3. Asking stupid questions that the instructor covered three seconds ago
2. Telling your classmates there’s no such thing as a stupid question
1. Taking a nap on top of the mountain lion statue