Top Ten ways to get a parking spot at UCCS

Mar. 7, 2016

Alexander Nedd
anedd@uccs.edu

10. Go undercover as your car to gain parking space trust

9. Call-ahead parking

8. Park on top of cars to save space

7. Bribe your roommates

6. Murder

5. Use a blinker

4. Stalk students directly from class while in car

3. Wave a green flag to indicate you’re looking

2. Go ‘Speed Racer’ on other students to win the first open spot

1. Take the space with you