Top Ten Ways to not get sick

Oct. 5, 2015

Alexander Nedd
anedd@uccs.edu

10. Live under a rock
9. Put yourself in a bubble
8. Get off of Tinder
7. Clorox everything
6. Get six flu shots in a row
5. Don’t make out with the random guy down the hallway
4. Keep track of your red solo cup
3. Use hand protection
2. Avoid Walmart during holiday season
1. Wear a disguise