Top Ten Ways to Spot a Freshman

Sept. 14, 2015

DeKeveion Glaspie
dglaspie@uccs.edu

10. They have a social life
9. They wear college apparel everywhere
8. They ask what high school you attended
7. They use their real birthdate on fake ID’s
6. They travel in packs
5. They wear a lanyard
4. Where you see a fire truck or ambulance, they are there
3. Their clothes are pressed and ready at 8 a.m.
2. Mom is on speed dial
1. They’re still smiling