Campus Store items Fall ’24: the academic review
2024-09-13
A new school year means new school supplies, as I said in my last academic review. Ideally, you’ll have already bought all your school supplies by now, but I haveRead more >
SATIRE | Joe Biden to run for UCCS student body president after current president resigns
2024-09-05
After current UCCS Student Body President Aidan Clark stepped down before the start of the semester, National President Joe Biden shocked the nation by announcing his run for the position.Read more >
OPINION | Support your local freshman
2024-09-03
Happy September, everybody — let’s get educated. I’m entering my senior year, which has me thinking a lot of thoughts, including that this is the last time I will beRead more >
Stuff I found in my backpack: the Academic Review
2024-08-28
Welcome back, everybody! Time for another lap around the education system. This is a big one for me, because tragically, it’s my last one – at least until I realizeRead more >
Remembering Haleh Abghari: always authentic, always sincere
2024-08-26
During my first semester at UCCS four years ago, I took a VAPA class called Arts Innovations. The class explored artists from different disciplines who changed their field with groundbreakingRead more >
Culinary Chaos: the housesitter’s guide to survival
2024-04-17
As loyal readers of Culinary Chaos know, the column has been in limbo ever since our beloved Swifty failed to make good on his payment to the Yakuza and mysteriouslyRead more >
Spring flowers: the academic review
2024-04-12
It’s spring, and we love that. The sun is shining, the grass is still pretty dead and everyone is panicking about finals. What’s not to love? When choosing articles thisRead more >
DUELING OPINION | Spring in Colorado is the best because we need it so badly
2024-04-10
The light outside the window dims. The wind begins to rattle at the shutters. Clouds pour over the mountains and spread across the sky. It’s finally time for rain. SpringRead more >
SCRIBBLE | Nothing really happened today
2024-04-01
In what many called an “unexceptional turn of events,” Monday, April 1 appeared to be a completely normal day with no particular features of interest. At the beginning of theRead more >
SCRIBBLE | Cat gets stuck on top of Olympic and Paralympic sculpture
2024-04-01
At 9 a.m. this morning, a cat was discovered perched atop the green furl of the “Olympians and Paralympians Among Us” sculpture. Witnesses reported that the cat, which appeared toRead more >