UCCS Biology student and magic enthusiast Bavid Dlaine has just announced he will begin his graduate research, putting local rabbits on edge.
“My uncle worked with a magician for a while. We never saw him again,” UCCS farm inhabitant Gus Gus the rabbit said in a concerned statement last week.
Dlaine has been reportedly fielding rabbits all over Colorado to begin his research. Many rabbits called in for an interview have reportedly disappeared, resulting in harsh allegations directed toward Dlaine.
“I would never hurt a work partner! Unless you count sawing someone in half in front of forty people,” Dlaine said before disappearing into a puff of smoke.
An attempted arrest was made on Dlaine last year for stealing a student’s nose and throwing it on top of the Osborne building. When police placed handcuffs on Dlaine, they realized they had actually placed handcuffs on themselves and were in the middle of the desert.
“Darn, he’s good,” said officer Penn, pulling out a quarter lodged behind his ear.
Charges were dropped after Dlaine performed a really good card trick in front of the prosecution.
Gus Gus at the recent Bunnies in the Store event in the Campus Store. Photo by Lillian Davis.