Satire: My Date on the Incline by Joy Webb
2019-09-17
17 September 2019 Joy Webb [email protected] Hiking the incline for a first date aka worst idea ever It was a beautiful day, not too hot for summertime but also justRead more >
Satire: Joy’s Jumbled Judgment
2019-04-23
23 April 2019 Joy Webb [email protected] My relationships are as follows: the boy in a baby body (and mind), the frat guy with commitment issues and a juuling obsession, theRead more >
Ent Center torn down for more parking spots
2019-04-02
2 April 2019 Shake Spear [email protected] The arts are appreciated at UCCS. The overall attitude to increase the art presence on campus resulted in the development of the Visual andRead more >
UCCS installs sombrero on clock tower, community baffled
2019-04-02
2 April 2019 Marge Arita [email protected] After months of protest and a lawsuit, UCCS decided to go forward with installing a giant sombrero on top of the clock tower residingRead more >
Scribe to be written in French, dictates UCCS
2019-04-02
2 April 2019 Sue Flay [email protected] UCCS decided that the Scribe will forbid all articles from being written in English after the April 2 issue. Since its conception in 1966,Read more >
UCCS reverts back to paper
2019-04-02
2 April 2019 Paige Turner [email protected] UCCS has decided to go completely paper by 2020, according to an emergency press conference on April 1. Computers will be rendered unnecessary inRead more >
Best water fountains on campus
2019-04-02
2 April 2019 Hy Dration [email protected] As all true water connoisseurs know, water tastes different depending on where you get it. There are multiple drinking fountains on campus, and, overRead more >
UCCS names campus poplar top tree of the year
2019-04-02
2 April 2019 Scarlet Oak [email protected] Students have voted and the results are in for the top-rated tree of the year. The UCCS best-rated tree of the year is locatedRead more >
Fashion trends around campus
2019-04-02
2 April 2019 Fash Ion [email protected] This winter, 2019 fashion trends spotted across campus are all of convenience and comfort. If it does not slide on within the ten minuteRead more >
Happy April Fools, from the the Scribble and the Scribe
2019-04-02
2 April 2019 Scribe editors [email protected] Thanks for bearing with us for another year of the Scribble. We have been looking forward to the absurd level of tomfoolery that ourRead more >