SCRIBBLE | Clyde goes to space
2025-05-07
Clyde the Mountain Lion just made history as the first ever mountain lion in space. Students gathered last Friday night to watch the Roarbit Rocket carry their beloved mascot beyondRead more >
SCRIBBLE | Four UCCS students arrested in connection to physical ID black market
2025-05-02
UCCS criminal justice majors infiltrated a covert physical ID market during supervised fieldwork hours. Last Friday evening, criminal justice majors stationed throughout campus located multiple hooded figures entering the HellerRead more >
SCRIBBLE | Mycological Society grows new building
2025-04-23
The UCCS mycological society has grown a new building from a set of spores, but only “fun guys” will be allowed to enter the premises. The new building, grown lastRead more >
SCRIBBLE | Clyde coaches the Denver Nuggets in first postseason victory
2025-04-21
The Denver Nuggets started their postseason journey to a second NBA title on Saturday, coached by none other than UCCS mascot and widely beloved furry friend, Clyde. Clyde orchestrated aRead more >
SCRIBBLE | Student filibusters SGA meeting for 14 hours
2025-04-14
At the SGA meeting on April 13, junior dual theater and communications major Wyatt Stout staged a 14-hour filibuster. Attributing his stamina to his degree’s focus on long-winded communications, StoutRead more >
SCRIBBLE | Student journalists are too opinionated
2025-04-11
I’ve noticed recently that student journalists are far too opinionated. Like, no one wants to hear about your take on AI, we’ve heard it all before. This opinion epidemic isRead more >
SCRIBBLE | People are now allowed to join the UCCS Bug Club
2025-04-11
Human students at UCCS will finally be allowed into the UCCS Bug Club, an organization that has long been reserved for insect life forms. Starting in April, any student atRead more >
SCRIBBLE | Clyde shares story after surviving kidnapping by real mountain lions
2025-04-11
After mysteriously disappearing from campus last week, Clyde was released from treatment at the Wellness Center Friday morning. Clyde was battered and bruised after being allegedly kidnapped by a groupRead more >
SCRIBBLE | Student neglects reading over spring break, forced to take extra year
2025-04-10
After neglecting his assigned reading over spring break, senior philosophy major Noah Wonders has been forced to enroll for an additional year at UCCS. Wonders failed to complete the mandatoryRead more >
SCRIBBLE | Achilles slays Hector during major battle in nine-year Trojan War
2025-04-08
Disclaimer: This article depicts ancient, historical and fantastical violence as if it had taken place on the UCCS campus. In the ninth year of combat, the Trojan War saw itsRead more >