The Top 10 Ways You Know the Semester is Almost Over

November 7, 2017

Sarah Bubke

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10. You take the bus just to remember that you drove to school today
9. Your classmates are taking bets on how late you will be to class
8. Pajama pants are now acceptable school attire
7. There are more people in line at Sanatorium Grounds than took the midterm
6. You get Clyde confused with an actual mountain lion
5. You wonder how long it will be until your parents notice that you have switched majors
4. Your phone receives more messages from your group project members than your family
3. You discover that we have a school newspaper
2. You’ve calculated the percentage you will need on every assignment to make up for the semester so far
1. You know the library staff by name