Top 10 reasons chameleons are better pets than cats, dogs

October 31, 2017

Jasmine Nelson

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  1. If they run away, it’s fine, because they move in slow motion.
  2. You don’t have to stress about the quality of the food you’re buying them because it’s crickets.
  3. They don’t like affection, so you won’t be heartbroken when they die.
  4. Chameleons help you to contemplate philosophy. Are they trapped in a cage, or are you?
  5. Chameleons don’t bring you gifts in the form of dead animals, excrement or torn-up shoes.
  6. They fill the void in your life left by loneliness, but don’t disrupt the silence flowing through your apartment.
  7. Dogs ruin the mood. Chameleons will never stand in the way of love.
  8. Your calico probably doesn’t match your carefully cultivated furniture set, chameleons go with anything. Think about it.
  9. Random strands of fur are not a stylish fashion statement. Chameleons will let your outfits shine as they were intended to.
  10. No potty training. No litter boxes.