Devon Martinez dmarti31@uccs.edu Junior James, a UCCS sophomore majoring in space education, failed all his courses for the third semester in a row. In response to his failings, he is bringingContinue Reading
Devon Martinez dmarti31@uccs.edu Editor’s Note: This article is satire. In a surprise win, Amazon is now the President-Elect. The Seattle-based company won based on the number of Christmas shopping sales theContinue Reading
Devon Martinez Dmarti31@uccs.edu Editor’s note: This article is satire. As Nevada continues to count voting ballots two weeks after the election, they only have a week left until Thanksgiving, which willContinue Reading
Devon Martinez dmarti31@uccs.edu Editor’s note: This article is satire. About halfway through the semester, computer professor Rebecca Ignorant began noticing messages that her computer contracted a virus. Frightened by the experience, she decided toContinue Reading
Devon Martinez dmarti31@uccs.edu Several students have been working across the political divide to ensure every UCCS student has a safe Sandwich Day today. Sandwiches, the students argue, are the driving force behind everything great in America. This is the firstContinue Reading
2 April 2019 Shake Spear spear@uccs.edu The arts are appreciated at UCCS. The overall attitude to increase the art presence on campus resulted in the development of the Visual andContinue Reading
2 April 2019 Marge Arita marita@uccs.edu After months of protest and a lawsuit, UCCS decided to go forward with installing a giant sombrero on top of the clock tower residingContinue Reading
2 April 2019 Sue Flay sflay@uccs.edu UCCS decided that the Scribe will forbid all articles from being written in English after the April 2 issue. Since its conception in 1966,Continue Reading
2 April 2019 Paige Turner pturner@uccs.edu UCCS has decided to go completely paper by 2020, according to an emergency press conference on April 1. Computers will be rendered unnecessary inContinue Reading
2 April 2019 Hy Dration hdration@uccs.edu As all true water connoisseurs know, water tastes different depending on where you get it. There are multiple drinking fountains on campus, and, overContinue Reading