Nov. 15, 2010 Cherise Fantus firstname.lastname@example.org John Bauer, who wears the beloved Boomer suit at sporting events, was treated for crabs last week. Bauer, a sophomore, discovered he had crabs
Nov. 15, 2010 Cherise Fantus email@example.com UCCS is considering instituting its own “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. Since the policy has been so successful for the military for the past
Nov. 15, 2010 Cherise Fantus firstname.lastname@example.org Last week, the Department of Health released the results of a study, which showed that eating less causes people to lose weight. Much of
Nov. 15, 2010 The Scribe email@example.com 10. Bowling 9.Boxing Enthusiast Club 8. Ice Skating 7. Ultimate Frisbee Club 6. PETA 5. Wood Pushers 4. Dub Headz 3. True Gentleman’s Society
Nov. 15, 2010 Jessica Lynch firstname.lastname@example.org In response to the coming winter weather, construction at UCCS has picked up the pace in an attempt to finish tunneling by late November.
Nov. 15, 2010 Cherise Fantus email@example.com A string of cougar attacks on campus last week has left students reeling. A total of seven students were taken victim in these horrendous
Feb. 22, 2010 Eleanor Skelton A satirical place poem in response to “To Penshurst” by Ben Jonson “To Room 117” O Room 117, thou glorious star! Thy walls indeed no
March 12, 2009 Paul Fair, Avalon Manly firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com It was an average Monday in 1999. After waking up to the sound of *NSYNC on my radio clock alarm (my
March 9, 2009 Ben Robb firstname.lastname@example.org The color orange has made social strides in recent decades, but discrimination based on color has not yet been eradicated in many spheres. In
March 9, 2009 The Scribe email@example.com According to recent reports, Chris Brown and Rihanna are not only getting back together, but they have been recording a song together in Miami.