I’ve noticed recently that student journalists are far too opinionated. Like, no one wants to hear about your take on AI, we’ve heard it all before. This opinion epidemic isRead more >
Human students at UCCS will finally be allowed into the UCCS Bug Club, an organization that has long been reserved for insect life forms. Starting in April, any student atRead more >
After mysteriously disappearing from campus last week, Clyde was released from treatment at the Wellness Center Friday morning. Clyde was battered and bruised after being allegedly kidnapped by a groupRead more >
After neglecting his assigned reading over spring break, senior philosophy major Noah Wonders has been forced to enroll for an additional year at UCCS. Wonders failed to complete the mandatoryRead more >
Disclaimer: This article depicts ancient, historical and fantastical violence as if it had taken place on the UCCS campus. In the ninth year of combat, the Trojan War saw itsRead more >
Students have been left disoriented, confused and with no sense of direction due to sudden dense cloud coverage over the Pikes Peak region. The persistent fog has obscured the mountainRead more >
Following its public endorsement of do-goodery, elatedness and imagination, UCCS is slated to lose $245 gazillion in federal funding. On March 31, a representative from the Department of Sadness andRead more >
Spring has officially sprung, and what better way to embrace the new season than by frolicking in a wonderful, lush, green field? Unfortunately, we don’t have any of those. IRead more >
We have officially run out of things for our staff to pick. Unless… From pickleball to pictionary, the staff picks their favorite “picks” in this week’s Staff Picks. Zee O’DonnellRead more >
Studies show that a healthy routine, diet and exercise led to an improved lifestyle for stressed out college students. Rates of mental health issues continue to increase in the U.S.,Read more >