Skip to content

Follow The Scribe

The Scribe
Primary Navigation Menu
Menu
  • Home
  • News
  • Sports
    • Sports & Recreation
    • Sports Opinion
  • Features
    • Arts & Entertainment
    • Movies & TV
    • Music
    • Voices of UCCS
    • You See CS
  • Opinion
    • Opinions
    • Editorial
    • Guest Column
    • Letters to the Editor
  • Life on the Bluffs
    • Life on the Bluffs
    • The Scribble
  • subScribe Podcast
  • Contact
    • Contact The Scribe
    • Work with us!
  • Our Staff

The Scribble

The Scribble is the satirical version of The Scribe.

UCCS Bookstore gets rid of all book sales, creates a liminal space in University Center 

2023-09-20
By: Olivia Nordyke
On: September 20, 2023

After UCCS created the TAAP program to provide students with books for classes, there has been something disquieting about the space previously known as the bookstore.   Shelves formerly filled withRead more >

SATIRE | Top five university purchases with golf’s discontinued funds 

2023-09-08
By: Paul Czarnecki
On: September 8, 2023

On Feb. 9, UCCS announced the discontinuation of the Mountain Lions’ women’s and men’s golf programs, citing “financial constraints and a declining budget” as the reason for their elimination fromRead more >

SATIRE | UCCS rolls out new SAAP program for affordable, easy access syllabi 

2023-08-30
By: Ellie Myers
On: August 30, 2023

After the launch of TAAP, or the Textbook Affordability and Access Program, UCCS followed it up with the launch of SAAP, the Syllabus Affordability and Access Program, on the firstRead more >

Things people say when break is over: The academic review  

2023-08-22
By: Ellie Myers
On: August 22, 2023

Mamma Mia! Here we go again!   Every time we go back to school, we hear the same things over and over from parents, teachers, school administrators, great aunts we talkRead more >

SATIRE | Students being catapulted up and down the stairs amidst elevator malfunctions 

2023-04-25
By: Ellie Myers
On: April 25, 2023

After elevators in multiple buildings stopped working and became hazardous for students, campus transportation decided to fix the problem by simply catapulting students up the stairs to get them toRead more >

A letter to whoever is in charge of the Yoda head traveling around campus

2023-04-01
By: Olivia Nordyke
On: April 1, 2023

I am becoming sickeningly obsessed with a tiny gray Yoda head. Some may know exactly what I’m referring to. For others, it may be a complete mystery. To the uninformedRead more >

Wind blows entire UCCS campus away

2023-04-01
By: August E. Day
On: April 1, 2023

On March 31, the entire UCCS campus was completely blown off the side of Rattlesnake Hill by high wind gusts, leaving behind only concrete foundations and what looked suspiciously likeRead more >

SATIRE | 2023 Grammy’s Predictions: who will win the most coveted music awards?

2023-02-05
By: Paul Czarnecki
On: February 5, 2023

As a self-proclaimed music specialist, I like to think that I can predict which artists are destined for greatness based on their albums and songs, and I feel that theRead more >

SATIRE | No one showed up for Sandwich Day events

2022-11-12
By: Devon Martinez
On: November 12, 2022

Another year, another Sandwich Day at UCCS. And this one was a little depressing, to say the least. The Sandwich Day celebration has been a staple at UCCS since theRead more >

SATIRE | Exploring the UCCS catacombs

2022-11-12
By: Alexis Markusfeld
On: November 12, 2022

If you’ve been on the UCCS campus, it’s likely you’ve heard the rumors of the UCCS catacombs. This famous set of tunnels is believed to run under University Center andRead more >

Posts navigation

1 2 … 5 Next

[email protected] 

University Center Room 106
1420 Austin Bluffs Parkway
Colorado Springs, CO 80918

About Us

Designed using Magazine News Byte Premium. Powered by WordPress.