On April 5, 2021, the Scribble manifested the death of Prince Philip; the husband to the Queen of England died a mere four days later. After facing bouts ofRead more >
Welcome to the Scribble Cinematic Universe — a darker universe, where satire runs wild, students major in sandwich sciences and Chancellor Jeff Bezos rules UCCS with an iron fist. Read more >
A day off from classes is every student’s worst nightmare, and today it comes true. Professors have abandoned their lecture halls en masse to hang out in theRead more >
Due to inflation and conflict in Europe, crude gas prices have risen to over $100 a barrel. As a result, gas prices around the world have been skyrocketing. Read more >
I’ll say what most are thinking but don’t have the stomach to say: My spring break destination was better than yours. You can have Mexico in all its sunlit,Read more >
All sports at UCCS will be played online due to the new COVID-22 strand called the “AmazonPlus Deluxe Mountain Lion strand.” Students were notified over social media aboutRead more >
It’s been said that Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul. And Paul Paul, Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul Paul … However, Paul Paul Paul, and Paul Paul, PaulRead more >
Due to the arrival of the newly discovered COVID-22 variant, one of the most anticipated animal races at UCCS was forced to move online on April 1. TheRead more >
Megan Moen [email protected] As the cold weather creeps upon us here at UCCS, students are starting to pull out their winter sweaters and fuzzy pants to prepare for the drop in temperature. However, itRead more >
Joy Webb [email protected] The Pentagon is set to release a report on extraterrestrial life as early as June of 2021. Our fragile hearts might not be able to take thisRead more >