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The Scribble

The Scribble is the satirical version of The Scribe.

Satire: student who failed all their courses blames professors

2020-12-14
By: Devon Martinez
On: December 14, 2020
In: Life on the Bluffs, The Scribble

Devon Martinez dmarti31@uccs.edu  Junior James, a UCCS sophomore majoring in space education, failed all his courses for the third semester in a row.        In response to his failings, he is bringingContinue Reading

Amazon becomes President-Elect due to Christmas shopping sales

2020-11-27
By: Devon Martinez
On: November 27, 2020
In: Life on the Bluffs, The Scribble

Devon Martinez dmarti31@uccs.edu  Editor’s Note: This article is satire.       In a surprise win, Amazon is now the President-Elect. The Seattle-based company won based on the number of Christmas shopping sales theContinue Reading

Satire: UCCS math department helps teach Nevadans how to count Thanksgiving turkeys

2020-11-19
By: Devon Martinez
On: November 19, 2020
In: Life on the Bluffs, The Scribble

Devon Martinez Dmarti31@uccs.edu   Editor’s note: This article is satire.        As Nevada continues to count voting ballots two weeks after the election, they only have a week left until Thanksgiving, which willContinue Reading

Satire: UCCS professor believes COVID-19 attacks through student webcams

2020-11-16
By: Devon Martinez
On: November 16, 2020
In: Life on the Bluffs, The Scribble

Devon Martinez  dmarti31@uccs.edu   Editor’s note: This article is satire.       About halfway through the semester, computer professor Rebecca Ignorant began noticing messages that her computer contracted a virus. Frightened by the experience, she decided toContinue Reading

Students unite to raise Sandwich Day awareness

2020-11-03
By: Devon Martinez
On: November 3, 2020
In: Life on the Bluffs, The Scribble

Devon Martinez dmarti31@uccs.edu     Several students have been working across the political divide to ensure every UCCS student has a safe Sandwich Day today. Sandwiches, the students argue, are the driving force behind everything great in America.        This is the firstContinue Reading

Ent Center torn down for more parking spots

2019-04-02
By: Shake Spear
On: April 2, 2019
In: The Scribble

2 April 2019 Shake Spear spear@uccs.edu     The arts are appreciated at UCCS. The overall attitude to increase the art presence on campus resulted in the development of the Visual andContinue Reading

UCCS installs sombrero on clock tower, community baffled

2019-04-02
By: Marge Arita
On: April 2, 2019
In: News, The Scribble

2 April 2019 Marge Arita marita@uccs.edu     After months of protest and a lawsuit, UCCS decided to go forward with installing a giant sombrero on top of the clock tower residingContinue Reading

Scribe to be written in French, dictates UCCS

2019-04-02
By: Sue Flay
On: April 2, 2019
In: The Scribble

2 April 2019 Sue Flay sflay@uccs.edu     UCCS decided that the Scribe will forbid all articles from being written in English after the April 2 issue. Since its conception in 1966,Continue Reading

UCCS reverts back to paper

2019-04-02
By: Paige Turner
On: April 2, 2019
In: News, The Scribble

2 April 2019 Paige Turner pturner@uccs.edu     UCCS has decided to go completely paper by 2020, according to an emergency press conference on April 1. Computers will be rendered unnecessary inContinue Reading

Best water fountains on campus

2019-04-02
By: Hy Dration
On: April 2, 2019
In: Culture, The Scribble

2 April 2019 Hy Dration hdration@uccs.edu     As all true water connoisseurs know, water tastes different depending on where you get it. There are multiple drinking fountains on campus, and, overContinue Reading

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