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Devon Martinez email@example.com Editor’s note: This article is satire. About halfway through the semester, computer professor Rebecca Ignorant began noticing messages that her computer contracted a virus. Frightened by the experience, she decided to
Devon Martinez firstname.lastname@example.org Several students have been working across the political divide to ensure every UCCS student has a safe Sandwich Day today. Sandwiches, the students argue, are the driving force behind everything great in America. This is the first