Tu Daze aspeir@uccs.edu (To the tune of Jonathan Larson’s “Seasons of Love”) One hundred-seventy two thousand- eight hundred minutes / One hundred-seventy two thousand-eight hundred moments so dear / One hundred-seventy two thousand-eight hundred minutes… / How doContinue Reading
DJ Love Life bbeassie@uccs.edu Let’s face it, no disrespect to Cardi B or Megan Thee Stallion, but “WAP” is a bad song, plain and simple. It doesn’t matter how many timesContinue Reading
DevON MarTIneeZ dmarti31@uccs.edu The Scribble has been silent recently, and we would like to explain why. 2021 is an important year and we understand that the hardworking investigative reporting that the Scribble provides is importantContinue Reading
Nesley Vail tburnfie@uccs.edu On March 16, the Student Government Association (SGA) announced Emily Gregory as the new SGA president. Students and faculty voted for candidates through the SGA website. Continue Reading
William Pham wpham@uccs.edu Chancellor Venkateshwar “Venkat” K. Ready has confirmed in an interview with The Scribble that he does indeed have a hidden, non-UCCS affiliated, Twitch account. News broke of the Chancellor’s hidden twitch account after several students reported to the ScribeContinue Reading
Megan Moen mmoen@uccs.edu Wow! This second spring break was so eventful! I loved having the two most irrelevant days out of the week off. I feel like I did aContinue Reading
Devon Martinez dmarti31@uccs.edu Junior James, a UCCS sophomore majoring in space education, failed all his courses for the third semester in a row. In response to his failings, he is bringingContinue Reading
Devon Martinez dmarti31@uccs.edu Editor’s Note: This article is satire. In a surprise win, Amazon is now the President-Elect. The Seattle-based company won based on the number of Christmas shopping sales theContinue Reading
Devon Martinez Dmarti31@uccs.edu Editor’s note: This article is satire. As Nevada continues to count voting ballots two weeks after the election, they only have a week left until Thanksgiving, which willContinue Reading
Devon Martinez dmarti31@uccs.edu Editor’s note: This article is satire. About halfway through the semester, computer professor Rebecca Ignorant began noticing messages that her computer contracted a virus. Frightened by the experience, she decided toContinue Reading