UCCS is kicking off their annual Sex Week, which intends to destigmatize conversations around sexual health and consent. Scribble reporter Sophia Copenhagen asked some students how they plan to participate in this week’s events.
Unfortunately, most of the students seemed to not understand the question at all. As it turns out, we have a long, hard journey of education ahead of us.
Anita Hug, freshman computer science major
What is a “Sex Week?” I thought that was only for mommies and daddies who love each other very much.
Benjamin “Ben” Dover, junior economics major
[REDACTED], get money.
Jenny Talia, sophomore biology major
I’m gonna be unzipping some genes, if you know what I mean.
Patrick “P” Ness, junior aerospace engineering major
Sex Week? I don’t really have time for any of that stuff. I have an entire rocket ship due at midnight.
John Wang, senior political science major
Every week is Sex Week for me.
Peter Johnson, freshman business major
My goal is to [REDACTED] and then [REDACTED]. Then I’m gonna [REDACTED] some more until I [REDACTED]. [REDACTED]. I just hope it pays off; you know what I mean?
Lou Briccant, sophomore English major
I won’t go into too much detail, but let’s just say I’m a cunning linguist.
Graphic Gallogly Recreation and Wellness Center. Edit by Josiah Dolan.