For many of our classes, we are assigned long readings filled with words. Theories and findings of history, philosophy, English and so much more are conveyed through countless paragraphs. But, let’s be real, social media and using slang have taught us that there’s a lot you can say with a little.
The Scribe staff proves here that stories can be as short as six words.
Paul Czarnecki | Editor-in-Chief
Dodge, duck, dip, dive, dodge. Ball.
Nick Smith | Managing Editor
Why doesn’t Santa like college kids?
Ellie Myers | Associate Editor
Turns out bears don’t like sweaters.
Lillian Davis | Photo Editor
The dog found the scissors again.
Zee O’Donnell | Features Editor
Couldn’t come up with a story.
Kate Marlett | Copy Editor
And Lafayette said, “You are awesome.”
Grace Brajkovich | Reporter
He released his grasp: she soared.
Kaylie Foster | Reporter
Kaylie woke up 21 Saturday morning.
Joeseph Impellitteri | Reporter
I hate it when I’m cut—
Livi Davis | Reporter
Unwatered plants die, I’ll buy again.
Noah March | Reporter
Why was six afraid of seven?
Syanna Santiago-Smith | Reporter
And it was all a dream.