Staff Picks: What we would wear to the campus store fashion show 

Now that the bookstore doesn’t sell books anymore, the newly renamed campus store will be holding a fashion show on Oct. 20. Our Scribe staff picked out what they would wear if they were strutting their style on the collegiate runway.  

Paul Czarnecki | Editor-in-Chief 

Get me five rulers, three econ books, 13 college-ruled notebooks and a Mountain Lions sweatshirt and I will come up with something. 

Raven Sanchez | Managing Editor 

Normally, I would say nothing, but I’m also an opportunist. I would just wear a blanket as a cape and my normal clothes. That automatically makes it my campus store because I will be the Campus Store Queen. 

Ellie Myers | Associate Editor 

I’d wear their comfiest hoodie. Then, after the fashion show, I’d run away really quickly so they can’t take it away and I don’t have to pay $60. 

Luke Swift | Features Editor  

None. Yes. Cry me a river. 

Kate Marlett | Copy Editor 

I would go into the back, find the hidden Halloween costume section (because I know they have one) and dress up in the most expensive fashion from 1780s France. I’m talking a dress made from tons of glossy fabric, gaudy jewelry and to top it off, a 15-pound powdered wig. Now, with that out of the way, I can attend court where I will vote by order and keep all the TAAP fees the same. Let them eat cake! Or whatever. 

Olivia Nordyke | Reporter 

My real answer is that I would love to wear this sweatshirt that I’ve wanted for years, but it’s $65 and I can’t justify paying that money for a sweatshirt. 

But… if I was in the fashion show, I would ask to put on Clyde’s suit. 

Zee O’Donnell | Reporter 

I would definitely wear the fun socks they have for sale at the campus store! 

Cannon Taylor | Reporter 

I know what I wouldn’t wear…  

Ella Barry | Reporter 

Apparently the campus store has scrunchies? I love scrunchies! 

Graphic by Neako Hallisey.