Now that the bookstore doesn’t sell books anymore, the newly renamed campus store will be holding a fashion show on Oct. 20. Our Scribe staff picked out what they would wear if they were strutting their style on the collegiate runway.
Paul Czarnecki | Editor-in-Chief
Get me five rulers, three econ books, 13 college-ruled notebooks and a Mountain Lions sweatshirt and I will come up with something.
Raven Sanchez | Managing Editor
Normally, I would say nothing, but I’m also an opportunist. I would just wear a blanket as a cape and my normal clothes. That automatically makes it my campus store because I will be the Campus Store Queen.
Ellie Myers | Associate Editor
I’d wear their comfiest hoodie. Then, after the fashion show, I’d run away really quickly so they can’t take it away and I don’t have to pay $60.
Luke Swift | Features Editor
None. Yes. Cry me a river.
Kate Marlett | Copy Editor
I would go into the back, find the hidden Halloween costume section (because I know they have one) and dress up in the most expensive fashion from 1780s France. I’m talking a dress made from tons of glossy fabric, gaudy jewelry and to top it off, a 15-pound powdered wig. Now, with that out of the way, I can attend court where I will vote by order and keep all the TAAP fees the same. Let them eat cake! Or whatever.
Olivia Nordyke | Reporter
My real answer is that I would love to wear this sweatshirt that I’ve wanted for years, but it’s $65 and I can’t justify paying that money for a sweatshirt.
But… if I was in the fashion show, I would ask to put on Clyde’s suit.
Zee O’Donnell | Reporter
I would definitely wear the fun socks they have for sale at the campus store!
Cannon Taylor | Reporter
I know what I wouldn’t wear…
Ella Barry | Reporter
Apparently the campus store has scrunchies? I love scrunchies!
Graphic by Neako Hallisey.