Sweet & Salty Tweets

Sept. 21, 2015

“This chick at the rec is doing
weighted ASSISTED pull ups….
Doesn’t that cancel each other out?”

“O Ayyy! Again! University of
Colorado Colorado Springs
accepted me to go there too!
#UCCS #collegehunt”

“Sitting outside a professors oce
and he comes and goes into his oce
and a wave of dank weed slaps me
in the nose. #uccs #turnip”