April 27, 2015
DeKeveion Glaspie
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10. Waiting until an hour before the final to study
9. Answering C for every question
8. Bring in cheerleaders for moral support
7. Get high. Study high. Get high grades (DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT!)
6. Bribe your professor for the answers, repeatedly.
5. Yell everything out loud. Questions, thought process and answers.
4. Complete the final in anything but a writing utensil
3. Eat a bad burrito resulting in multiple bathroom breaks during a timed exam
2. Circle campus looking for a parking spot
1. Sleep in after binge watching on Netflix