Top 10 Ways to look like a UCCS student

April 25, 2016

Halle Thornton
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10. Frantically walking to class
9. Not reading The Scribe
8. Wind-burned face from walking from Alpine to main campus
7. Nalgene with stickers
6. Macbook with stickers
5. Bruises on your knees from tripping up the Columbine staircase
4. That irritated face when waiting for the shuttle
3. Excellent parking spot stalking skills
2. Attempting to tan on the West Lawn when its 50 degrees outside
1. Minimal eye contact with people at tables