Top 8: reasons to get a tattoo

September 26, 2017

  1. It hurts, so you can brag about how tough you are.
  2. You need a nifty place to refer to your treasure map.
  3. You can one-up people who claim to be bigger fans of that one show.
  4. Tattoo eyeballs on your eyelids so you can fall asleep in class.
  5. Start a cool conversation.
  6. Ugly tattoos start a more interesting conversation.
  7. You’re in Colorado, so you can get that stupid little triangle mountain tattoo and have a reason for it.
  8. Some dumb personal reason, of course.