September 26, 2017
- It hurts, so you can brag about how tough you are.
- You need a nifty place to refer to your treasure map.
- You can one-up people who claim to be bigger fans of that one show.
- Tattoo eyeballs on your eyelids so you can fall asleep in class.
- Start a cool conversation.
- Ugly tattoos start a more interesting conversation.
- You’re in Colorado, so you can get that stupid little triangle mountain tattoo and have a reason for it.
- Some dumb personal reason, of course.