Top Ten 2014 write in candidates

Nov. 3, 2014

Celeste Burnham,
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10. Chris Hemsworth (Thor can fix anything)
9. Bill Nye The Science Guy
8. Captain ‘Merica
7. Yoda (a word to the wise)
6. Jimmy Fallon
5. Security guard at Safeway (he would keep us all safe)
4. Oprah
3. Starbucks’ CEO
2. Clyde
1. Spongebob Squarepants (He’s ready, He’s ready, He’s ready!)