Top Ten things for singles to do on Valentine’s Day

Feb. 09, 2015

April Wefler
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10. Do a month’s worth of homework. It’s not like you have anything better to do.
9. Spend the night reblogging stuff on Tumblr and cry.
8. Go to a horror movie, watch all the dates snuggling and cry.
7. Watch a Disney movie and cry.
6. Go to an Italian restaurant and cry at the bill you pay by yourself.
5. Cuddle your pet and cry.
4. Buy yourself a box of chocolates and cry.
3. Watch Lifetime and cry.
2. Call your parents and cry.
1. Marathon a soap opera on YouTube and cry.