Top Ten Things not to do on campus

May 10, 2016

Alexander Nedd
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10. Sacrifice your teacher
9. Exit the left-side doors of the library
8. Make eye contact with the chancellor
7. Dry your laundry between dorm buildings
6. Climb the clock tower
5. Park between the lines
4. Take the Clyde statue to your dorm
3. Praise the sun
2. Run naked in Columbine on Wednesdays
1. Offer a joint to police officers