Top Ten Things you do not want to happen the first two weeks of class

Sept. 7, 2015

Alexander Nedd
anedd@uccs.edu

10. Attending a Colorado College class
9. Getting hit by a shuttle bus
8. Make fun of the professor not knowing she/he is the professor
7. Think the first day of school is in October
6. Get injured by a longboard rider
5. Get eaten by a bear
4. Lose your $499 1-page rental book
3. Get into a fist fight over a parking spot
2. Spilling coffee on your laptop
1. Finding your rejection letter