Top Ten Ways to end summer with a Bang

Sept. 21, 2015

Alexander Nedd
anedd@uccs.edu

10. Fireworks
9. Burn last year’s homework
8. Get an iPhone, UGG boots and head to Starbucks with similarly dressed friend
7. With a bang 😉
6. Sacrifice your professor
5. Lease a brand new Toyota Camry with 0% APR, while supplies last
4. Cry
3. Time travel
2. Write a eulogy
1. Count down to Christmas break