Top Ten Ways to get a parking spot at UCCS

Sept. 22, 2014

Alexander Nedd

10. Offer your friends’ body
9. Offer your body
8. Hold it hostage
7. Make your own spot
6. Put up flyers saying free food is on the other side of campus
5. Become best friends with parking services
4. Give away expired coupons (shh)
3. Announce your car is a Wi-Fi HotSpot
2. Bring an elderly woman to college
1. Place dry ice under hood, turn on flashers and go to class


2 thoughts on “Top Ten Ways to get a parking spot at UCCS

  • October 27, 2015 at 8:00 am

    Wow, awesome blog layout! How long have you been blogging for? you make blogging look easy. The overall look of your site is great, let alone the content!

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