Staff Picks: The Barbies we would be
2023-08-22
It’s that time of year again — main semester classes are back in session, and everyone has an opportunity to look back over their summer. Of course, this summer boastedRead more >
Senior Reflection: The Scribe helped me find my voice and become a more confident writer
2023-05-05
Since joining The Scribe in fall 2021, I have been a reporter, opinion editor and — throughout this semester — managing editor. I have had the opportunity to work alongsideRead more >
The Scribe’s Summer Road Trip Songs
2023-05-05
With summer quickly approaching, the summer tunes will soon be on full blast in every car. This playlist is curated to make any car ride feel like a road trip. Read more >
Staff Picks: Things we will miss about school over the summer
2023-05-04
Paul Czarnecki | Editor in Chief I will miss all of Kate’s Staff Picks! Abby Aldinger | Managing Editor I will miss working for The Scribe, as I am graduating,Read more >
SATIRE | Students being catapulted up and down the stairs amidst elevator malfunctions
2023-04-25
After elevators in multiple buildings stopped working and became hazardous for students, campus transportation decided to fix the problem by simply catapulting students up the stairs to get them toRead more >
Staff Picks: our Spring Break Plans: the academic review
2023-04-10
Spring break: the one time we tell ourselves that we’ll relax for sure, and then continue the trend of not doing what we say we were going to do. IRead more >
SATIRE | ‘Super Mario Bros’ fails to move me on a spiritual level
2023-04-10
Stepping into the theater with my ticket for “The Super Mario Bros Movie” clasped firmly in my hand, I was sure I would leave the building two hours later aRead more >
A letter to whoever is in charge of the Yoda head traveling around campus
2023-04-01
I am becoming sickeningly obsessed with a tiny gray Yoda head. Some may know exactly what I’m referring to. For others, it may be a complete mystery. To the uninformedRead more >
Wind blows entire UCCS campus away
2023-04-01
On March 31, the entire UCCS campus was completely blown off the side of Rattlesnake Hill by high wind gusts, leaving behind only concrete foundations and what looked suspiciously likeRead more >
The Scribe’s Spring Break Songs
2023-03-23
Spring break has been a long time coming for most UCCS students, with the week off being prolonged to the end of march this year. While everyone takes a much-neededRead more >