Another month, another new moon. Except this is a New Moon in Aries, taking place Sunday, April 11 at 8:31 p.m. MT, and it promises to deliver a boost of energy and get us pumped about tomorrow. (That’s not entirely true. I spoke with Moon, and they said only a few signs will get pumped about tomorrow. The rest — well, it’s better if you read it yourself.) So, without further ado:
Your 2021 Aries New Moon Horoscope
Aries ♈
Here’s your challenge: figure out how you can start over. Just please, don’t rush headfirst into anything new before establishing a strategy. Yes, new beginnings make you jump for joy (because you can’t finish anything), but it’s more prudent to channel your anticipation into an action plan. Otherwise, you won’t know where to go…
Taurus ♉
This lunation sees you taking a much-needed nap. In case those un-lethargic haters haven’t heard, here’s why: new moons are hella exhausting. But so are astral projection and other out-of-body experiences, which might happen to you during this lunar nap. Leave it to you to tap into your psychic powers in such a passive way…
Gemini ♊
Gobbledygook is nonsense. So too is the notion that your future isn’t in your hands. It is in your hands; you just have to believe (i.e., visualize) your desired future into existence. That, and make up your mind: no more dual intentions. The universe hates when you ask for two things at the same time…
Cancer ♋
Caution doesn’t serve you; you need confidence if you want to establish yourself. Problem is, you’re so afraid of losing your family’s approval that you’ll do anything to keep your current situation from changing. You’ve got two choices: honor the wishes of others and stay where you are or take a leap into the unknown…
Leo ♌
Look, your aspirations are waiting for you, you just have to ask for them. (Notice I said ask, not demand.) But what are these aspirations? Knowing you, it’s something to do with recognition. Still, it’s a challenge figuring out which aspiration will gain you recognition. Well, as the band Roxette says: Listen to your heart…
Virgo ♍
Valor is having courage in the face of danger. You have valor (when it suits you), but emotional crises suck all that valor out of you. Understandable. Emotions can feel dangerous, which perhaps is why you repress your feelings all the time. Maybe you should try a different approach and, IDK, let your feelings show…
Libra ♎
Let’s talk karma: You reap what you sow, right? And you want to sow unity, harmony and peace-on-earth, right? Start reaping those things right now. Unite the divided. Harmonize the discordant. Please, the world needs this from you. Otherwise, we’ll continue living our current hellscape of division and turmoil, and it’ll be all your fault…
Scorpio ♏
Is your schedule feeling a bit chaotic? You should check your priorities and day-to-day activities. Do you really need to spend 45 minutes scrubbing your sink/toilet/bathtub when you should be studying? Chances are you don’t, so just stop. Focus your energies on self-improvement instead of on housekeeping skills, and leave that hygienic obsession for Virgo…
Sagittarius ♐
Self-expression takes center stage. If you’re into the arts, you might devote the day to painting or writing. If you’re more of a games and sports person, you could grab your joystick or ball and amuse yourself that way. Here’s an even better option: Do something entertaining and extravagant, like naked ziplining through Seven Falls…
Capricorn ♑
Could your home use a makeover? Well, maybe it’s time to remodel or just move to a new place altogether. Ha! As if it was that easy. You don’t take lightly decisions such as home renovation or relocation. There isn’t much anything you do lightly, TBH. You’re basically the zodiac’s Eeyore: gloomy, pessimistic, anti-fun-and-games, etc…
Aquarius ♒
Anchors aweigh is something sailors say when their ship is leaving port. Does this make you pine for a short trip or cruise? Maybe you should plan for one. I mean, don’t plan for a cruise, those are for retirees who want to catch Coronavirus. A weekend getaway or camping trip is a better option…
Pisces ♓
People often say that you’re bad with money. Well, they’re right, but perhaps you should prove them wrong. Invest in something smart for a change. If you don’t know what that something is, here’s a hint: it’s you. Subsidize yourself and your talents instead of wasting precious energy on useless luxuries or emotionally unavailable people…