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The Scribble (Page 10)

The Scribble is the satirical version of The Scribe.

SATIRE | Bug Club hosts competition to determine the best bug

2024-04-02
By: Raven Sanchez
On: April 2, 2024

During their meeting on March 30, eight members of the UCCS Bug Club brought their favorite bugs to Mountain Lion Field to decide which is the best. According to BugRead more >

SCRIBBLE | Nothing really happened today

2024-04-01
By: Ellie Myers
On: April 1, 2024

In what many called an “unexceptional turn of events,” Monday, April 1 appeared to be a completely normal day with no particular features of interest. At the beginning of theRead more >

SCRIBBLE | Cat gets stuck on top of Olympic and Paralympic sculpture

2024-04-01
By: Ellie Myers
On: April 1, 2024

At 9 a.m. this morning, a cat was discovered perched atop the green furl of the “Olympians and Paralympians Among Us” sculpture. Witnesses reported that the cat, which appeared toRead more >

SATIRE | Wi-Fi and server troubles linked to mouse people chewing on wires

2024-03-18
By: Joseph Impellitteri
On: March 18, 2024

UCCS has recently dealt with Wi-Fi connection and server issues, and students have been speculating about the origin of the problems. Is it geographical isolation? Bad luck? The part-time staffRead more >

SATIRE | DEI demands campus don kilts for St. Patrick’s Day

2024-03-18
By: Ellie Myers
On: March 18, 2024

This St. Patrick’s day, UCCS administration caused a disturbance when the Division of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion announced that the dress code for the entire campus would change to mandatoryRead more >

SATIRE | UCCS shows value for small class sizes by shrinking classrooms

2024-03-08
By: Ellie Myers
On: March 8, 2024

Following concern over low enrollment, UCCS announced that they will be shrinking classrooms as a way to highlight their value for low class sizes. “We want all students to feelRead more >

Clyde likes meat, and that’s OK: An interview with UCCS’s favorite carnivore  

2023-11-18
By: Cannon Taylor
On: November 18, 2023

The Scribe was fortunate enough to land an interview with UCCS’s famous mascot, Clyde the Mountain Lion. We asked Clyde questions submitted by you, his fans. Interview transcription follows.  Clyde,Read more >

SATIRE | I was refused a ticket to review ‘PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie’ 

2023-10-27
By: Lexi Petri
On: October 27, 2023

Movie Theater Rating: 0 out of 5 stars   “PAW Patrol,” the television series, is focused on a young boy named Ryder who leads a search and rescue team of sixRead more >

SATIRE | UCCS students and faculty wash cars on campus to pay for parking permits 

2023-10-11
By: Luke Swift
On: October 11, 2023

Amid rising prices on campus, students and faculty members occupied the bottom level of the gateway garage on Oct. 5th to create a makeshift car wash space to help payRead more >

SATIRE | Students across campus go feral at season change

2023-10-06
By: Ellie Myers
On: October 6, 2023

The entire campus recently experienced an outbreak of erratic student behavior due to the change in season, despite the 70-80 degree weather.   Oct. 1 brought a crisp fall wind andRead more >

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