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The Scribble (Page 9)

The Scribble is the satirical version of The Scribe.

SATIRE | Joe Biden to run for UCCS student body president after current president resigns

2024-09-05
By: Ellie Myers
On: September 5, 2024

After current UCCS Student Body President Aidan Clark stepped down before the start of the semester, National President Joe Biden shocked the nation by announcing his run for the position.Read more >

SCRIBBLE | Students seen asking Gandalf for directions to University Hall

2024-04-26
By: Joseph Impellitteri
On: April 26, 2024

After running into several wagon trains settling west on the way to University Hall, Janice DeLeon finally asked stopped to ask a grand old wizard for directions. DeLeon had beenRead more >

SCRIBBLE | Mountain Lion starts taking classes, does better than human students

2024-04-20
By: Joseph Impellitteri
On: April 20, 2024

A Mountain Lion has been discovered to maintain a better GPA than 95% of the UCCS campus.  According to the biology department, who orchestrated his enrollment, Theodore the mountain lionRead more >

SATIRE | Dining halls start using potholes to cook stew

2024-04-18
By: Kate Marlett
On: April 18, 2024

The large number of potholes on campus streets and in parking lots recently inspired the dining halls to use some of these large holes as pots for their best-selling stew.Read more >

SCRIBBLE | University admin now required to take intro to finance

2024-04-05
By: Zee O'Donnell
On: April 5, 2024

Due to the ongoing budget crisis, UCCS administrative teams will all be enrolled in mandatory finance courses starting this fall. Tired of class cuts and professors leaving their degree programs,Read more >

SCRIBBLE | Global warming is a new beginning for our environment

2024-04-05
By: Lexi Petri
On: April 5, 2024

Global warming has been an ongoing issue for years. I remember discussing global warming when I was in elementary school and I didn’t know what it meant for us atRead more >

SCRIBBLE | 1974 UCCS student still looking for a parking spot

2024-04-04
By: Joseph Impellitteri
On: April 4, 2024

Agnes Wilhelmina Thornton III, who has been looking for a parking spot for at UCCS since 1974, is still looking. “If this goes on much longer, I won’t make itRead more >

SCRIBBLE | UCCS sports cuts women’s basketball, reinstates golf

2024-04-04
By: Lexi Petri
On: April 4, 2024

UCCS made the decision to eliminate the golf program after the 2022-2023 season ended. A lot of athletes and spectators were devastated by this decision, especially following repeated success fromRead more >

SCRIBBLE | My Miami Beach dream vacation

2024-04-02
By: Kaylie Foster
On: April 2, 2024

Since the Miami-Beach-spring-break-gate of 2021, I have been saving all my extra funds for a trip to the world’s greatest spring break destination: Miami Beach, Florida. Miami Beach, Florida. AfterRead more >

PHOTOSPREAD | Clyde goes on Spring Break

2024-04-02
By: Lillian Davis
On: April 2, 2024

When I reached my car to leave campus on Friday for spring break, Clyde the Mountain Lion was sitting in my passenger seat with his luggage in the back. HeRead more >

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