Last Thursday, Chancellor Sennifer Jobanet mass emailed her entire Thanksgiving grocery list to every UCCS student, along with her plans for the evening. In a following email, Jobanet attempted toRead more >
Following the results of the national election, President Joe Biden has a consolation prize in his UCCS SGA victory. At a press conference last week, Biden told reporters he wasRead more >
On Tuesday, Nov. 5, absolutely nothing newsworthy occurred. Scribe News Editor Tori Smith spent the day trying to find something to report but was relieved to find that everything wasRead more >
The Scribe has recently been concerned that all of their articles are being published on the UCCS app without their knowledge, robbing their website of viewership and valuable data. “YouRead more >
Due to the predicted high of 55 degrees and low of 32 degrees on Halloween, students from all over campus have been requesting to wear the Clyde mascot costume onRead more >
The appearance of a second moon in the sky prompted UCCS Facility Services to decide that the cosmos is aligned enough to fix the campus elevators once and for all. Read more >
At the State of the Campus on Sept. 27, Chancellor Sennifer Jobanet announced the creation of a new office on campus: the Office of Stainability. “I’m super excited to announceRead more >
Considering that 99.9% of the UCCS population is completely unable to find parking on campus, Parking Services have resorted to extreme methods to keep students from storming their office byRead more >
UCCS Biology student and magic enthusiast Bavid Dlaine has just announced he will begin his graduate research, putting local rabbits on edge. “My uncle worked with a magician for aRead more >
Aubrey Graham, known by his stage name Drake, enrolled in classes at UCCS last Thursday, barely making it in time for the census date. The Canadian rapper was seen leavingRead more >